• Chapter 1 Hi Mr. Dodo

Private Dodo is not your average soldier. He is clumsy, silly, accident-prone—and somehow always survives the craziest situations. Whether it’s mistaking a grenade for a sandwich, trying to drive an invisible tank, or saluting the wrong person, Dodo manages to turn every serious mission into pure comedy.

He’s famous in the barracks for:

• Turning drills into circus acts
• Misplacing his rifle but carrying a broom instead
• Accidentally inventing “new strategies” (like hiding in a barrel during battle)
• And somehow, against all odds, always saving the day (even when he’s the reason trouble started).

Now, after years in the military, Dodo has decided to leave the army in search of “a peaceful civilian life.”
Spoiler: nothing about Dodo’s life is ever peaceful…

Chapter – 2 Farewell to Dodo

It was a bright morning at the army base. Private Dodo polished his shiny gun, humming a silly tune, when—
SQUISH!
He slipped on a banana peel planted by mischievous soldiers as a prank.

Dodo flew into the air like a cartoon, landed flat on his back, and his gun clattered across the floor.
The soldiers laughed so hard they nearly fell over.

But Dodo was furious.
“You dare prank me?!” he roared.
He grabbed a bag full of burgers (his secret midnight snacks) and began pelting them at the pranksters.

“Take THAT! And THAT! And extra cheese for YOU!”
But soon… all his burgers were gone.

Dodo froze. His eyes widened with sadness.
“My… my burgers… my precious burgers…” he whispered, trembling.

He stood up, tore off his military uniform dramatically, ripped his ID card in half, and slipped into glittery party clothes—bright shirt, funky hat, and sunglasses.

He stormed into the General’s office, slammed the table, and shouted:
“I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!”

The General blinked.
“What happened, Private Dodo?”
Dodo pointed to his empty stomach. “I sacrificed… ALL my burgers.”

The General facepalmed. “What the—? Just leave it, Dodo.”

But Dodo grew even angrier.
“And why are you wearing PARTY CLOTHES?!” the General asked

Before anyone could stop him, Dodo smashed everything in the office—papers flying, coffee mugs crashing, and even the General’s chair spinning like a merry-go-round.

Then, with one final dramatic stomp, he marched out of the base, shouting:
“THE ARMY DOESN’T DESERVE DODO!”

And just like that, Private Dodo ran into the world… ready for his next ridiculous adventure.

Dodo’s escape

Dodo ran through the bushes angrily . He had enough , he lost so much ; his burgers ( maybe not necessary , but for dodo they were ) , his job his everything . Now it was time to take a new job …

Chapter – 3 Dodo’s old home

“I will live peacefully… at my old home!”

He marched down the road, humming happily, until he reached his house. But when he opened the door—
“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!”

The place was a total disaster. Dust clouds exploded in the air, cobwebs hun from every corner, and an army of cockroaches looked like they were having a family reunion.

As he stepped inside, a giant spider web smacked across his face.
“BLAAAHHH! HELP! IT’S ATTACKING ME!” he screamed, flailing like he was fighting an invisible ninja.

Finally, he pulled out his phone and called the first cleaning service he found: Clean Shine Company™.

Within an hour, two shady-looking cleaners arrived. They whispered to each other,
“Psst… that’s Private Dodo. Everyone says he’s… you know… not the brightest.”
“Perfect. Let’s scam him!”

They put on fake smiles and said,
“Sir, cleaning this house will cost… 1 million rupees.”

Dodo gasped. “1 million? That sounds cheap enough! Okay!”
(He had never paid attention in math class and thought 1 million was just like… 100.)

The “Clean Shine” guys zoomed around with feather dusters, sprayed some air freshener, and left within minutes—carrying their bags stuffed with money.

Dodo looked around at his sparkling clean home. His eyes filled with relief.
“My palace is back!” he said proudly, completely unaware he’d been scammed.

He jumped onto his bed, spread his arms wide, and sighed:
“Civilian life is soooo peaceful…”

Within seconds, Dodo snored so loudly that even the cockroaches packed their bags and moved out.

Chapter – 4 Finding a new job

After a long nap in his freshly cleaned home, Private Dodo woke up and said:
“Time to start my new life! I will become… a banker!”

He marched into the city and somehow, through a mix of luck and confusion, landed a job at Great National Bank.
The manager sighed, “Well… at least he’s wearing a tie.”

On his very first day, Dodo received his first paycheck. His eyes sparkled.
“With this… I shall finally buy… a BURGER!”

He rushed to the nearest stall, bought a big, juicy burger with extra cheese, and held it like a priceless treasure.
“This isn’t just food… this is my hard-earned dream,” he whispered dramatically.

Instead of eating it, Dodo carried the burger to the bank vault. He placed it gently inside a safe, locked it, and patted it proudly.
“No one will ever steal my burger.”

Then, with a big grin, he went back to work—completely forgetting that safes were meant for money, not food

Some time before the funny disaster struck

Dodo was thinking about his yummy burger while serving people who applied for loan . He was thinking, but a man shouted ” DO THE WORK FASTER , WE DONT HAVE ALL DAY !!” His dream shattered and he got to working

Chapter – 5 When Disaster Struck

After a long, tiring day at the bank, the closing bell rang.
DING!

Dodo’s eyes lit up. “Lunch time? Snack time? BURGER time!”
He sprinted straight to the vault like a superhero on a secret mission.

“Burger yum-yum-yum,” he hummed as he unlocked the huge metal door.
Inside sat his glorious golden burger, wrapped perfectly just the way he’d left it.

He picked it up carefully, smiling like he’d found treasure, and walked down the hallway, humming proudly.

But suddenly—
🚨 “ROBBER! THIEF! SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!” 👮
The whole bank exploded into chaos.

Dodo froze mid-step. His eyes darted around.
“Wait… what did I do???” he whispered in panic.

Security guards rushed past him, people screamed, alarms blared.
Dodo’s brain went into full tension mode.
“I DIDN’T STEAL ANYTHING—except maybe… love for burgers?”

He panicked, dropped the burger, and dashed out of the bank, arms flailing wildly.
After running several blocks, he stopped, panting hard… and noticed something heavy in his hand.

A bag full of money. 💰

His jaw dropped. “WHAT?! The burger… turned into MONEY?!”
He screamed, horrified. “EVIL BURGER DEMON! BE GONE!!”
He hurled the bag away as hard as he could.

It hit a tree and burst open—raining rupees everywhere.
People nearby cheered and grabbed the cash while Dodo stood there, totally confused.

He sighed. “Well… guess I need another job.”
And off he marched again—broke, tired, and still craving another burger.